The
Ten Commandments are no longer valid.
They are outdated and
outmoded and don't begin to address the
needs of a complex, literate, technological
society or of a civilization of six billion
diverse individuals. OK, some of them,
like "don't
kill" and "don't steal",
are excellent rules to have on the books.
But these were already rules which were
well received and widely accepted tens of
thousands of years before the biblers hijacked
them. In perhaps the greatest act of revisionist
backdating in history, the xians claimed
that they had actually invented morality
in the form of the 10Cs. Never mind the
Code of Hammurabi, which predated the 10Cs
by centuries, and of which we actually have
an existing copy - carved in stone! Ironic,
huh? Numerous other civilizations - China,
India, Sumeria, Egypt - had written
legal codes thousands of years before the
Jews fled into the desert. All those codes
had prohibitions against murder, theft,
adultery, and fraud. And yet the xians persist with
their demonstrably false claim that they
were first. But,
given that these other codes had long existed,
it appears that their god stole all his
best material. Deception
and stolen material. More irony. And despite
the claims that the ten commandments are
the foundation of our legal system, the
ten commandments are not even the foundation
of the ten commandments.
Fact is that humans
have always had generally accepted, if
loosely practiced and sporadically enforced, moral
codes. Despite the thick coating of superstitious
nonsense, the underlying principles have
always been essentially humanistic in
practice - don't kill people, don't cheat
people, don't steal from people, etc; good ideas with
a fully rational basis and a wide following,
and ideas that far predated Moses' alleged
face to face with godhisownself. It is
when you get religion involved that you get unintelligible
and people-unfriendly laws.
Case
in point:
The First Commandment
- No other gods
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A
Funny Story...
The 10 Cs were
allegedly given to a man who was alone on a mountain for 40 days
and nights, hearing voices in the clouds and having visions of
bright lights, and who claimed to have spoken at great length,
and in great detail, with the the creator of the universe.
Besides the tablets,
Moses was given explicit
instructions for the construction
of a storage chest, a
table, a lampstand, and
a tabernacle- which required a LOT of curtains
and milled wood, which one would think would
be hard to come by in the desert - with an
alter for burnt offerings, and a large courtyard.
God was also very explicit regarding the fabrics,
colors, and ornamentation
of the priests garments. Likewise in the details
of the slaughtering of sacrificial animals,
the sprinkling of the blood, the handling
of the internal organs,
and the burning of the carcasses. At this
time, godhisownself demanded
that Moses conduct a census and that every
Israelite must pay a "ransom for
his life" [Exodus 30:12, KJV]. Then there was
more detailed instruction
regarding a bronze wash basin,
anointing oil, incense, and
some staff appointments by
name. This all takes 7 full chapters of
Exodus (24 - 31 KJV).
When Moses came down off
the mountain and found a
party going on, he destroyed
the tablets before actually
delivering them. Then, claiming
god said so, he commanded the men to go through the
camp and kill "brother friend and neighbor".
Three thousand were killed.
This rated only two verses -
Exodus32:27-28. The killers
were then blessed. The survivors
were struck with a plague
and run out of town. As a
parting shot, god told Moses that he would not accompany
them to the "land of milk and honey" because
they were "stiff necked" and if he spent
any time with them he would
probably end up killing them
all.
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| Deut.
5:7 Thou shalt have none other gods before me.
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Penalty: Death
or worse for 3-4 generations
of your descendents
who had nothing to
do with your problem.
Comments: This
commandment has served as the justification for some of the most horrific
atrocities ever perpetrated against fellow humans over matters of conscience.
This is identical to
the Taliban solution. Were we to enforce this, we would have to kill
approx. 80% of the Humans on the planet.
In the United States, under
the Constitution, this commandment
is not reflected anywhere in
our laws and carries no criminal
penalty.
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| The Second
Commandment - No graven images |
Deut.
5:8 Thou shalt not make thee any graven image, or any likeness
of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath,
or that is in the waters beneath the earth: |
Penalty: For
breaking these first two
commandments, the Alleged Xian Deity (AXD)
promises dire consequences for three
or four generations of your
descendents: (reminds me of Joe Pesci - "I'll
kill your whole fuckin' family!")
Someone, quoting Moses quoting
the AXD continues ...
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Deut.
5:9 Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for
I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the
fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of
them that hate me.
Comments: Can
be and
has been
construed
to outlaw
all art.
Xians,
to this
day, brazenly
attempt
to define
art and
to punish
those who
diverge
from the
biblically
acceptable.
The Taliban
in a similar
effort
blew up
the largest
Buddha
statue
on earth.
A few weeks
later they
were destroyed.
(They probably
shouldn't
oughta
done that.)
As it does
for the
Taliban,
that usually
means death.
If the AXD is
feeling
particularly
magnanimous
that day
it may
only mean
personal
ruination
for family
and descendents
who actually
had nothing
to do with
the offense.
The AXD
is highly
unpredictable
in that
regard.
In
the
United
States,
under
the
Constitution,
this
commandment
is not
reflected
anywhere
in our
laws
and
carries
no criminal
penalty. This
commandment
could
not
be more
thoroughly
disregarded
or irrelevant.
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| The Third
Commandment - The lord's name in vain |
| Deut.
5:11 Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain:
for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in
vain. |
Usage: This
one is almost completely ignored. I'm not sure I really know what it
even means.
Penalty: Death
Lev.
24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the
LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all
the congregation shall certainly stone him: as
well the stranger, as he that is born in the land,
when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall
be put to death.
Comments: Only
the occasional
grandma
will give
you any
pro forma
grief over
this. In
the United
States,
under the
Constitution,
this commandment
is not
reflected
in federal
law. |
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| The Fourth
Commandment - Keep the Sabbath |
| Deut.
5:12 Keep the sabbath day to sanctify it, as the LORD thy God hath
commanded thee. |
Usage: This
one too is completely ignored.
Penalty: Death
Ex.
35:2 Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh
day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath
of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein
shall be put to death.
Comments: I'm
not sure, but I think that driving a car to
church technically qualifies one to be stoned
to death by angry mobs of good solid xians.
There are
still a
few backwards
communities
with random
and arbitrary
blue laws
in effect.
These are
rapidly
disappearing
and are
not required
by federal
law.
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| The Fifth
Commandment - Honor your parents |
| Deut.
5:16 Honour thy father and thy mother. |
Penalty: Death
Lev. 20:9 For every one that curseth his father or his mother
shall be surely put to death.
Comments: Widely
disregarded
and for
good reason
- we would
have to
kill every teenager on the
planet. As
satisfying
as it would
be, it
is a tad
harsh in
my estimation.
This is
not included
in our
Constitution.
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| The Sixth
Commandment - Don't kill |
| Deut.
5:17 Thou shalt not kill. |
Penalty: Death
Comments: Finally,
one that everyone can agree
on. It is of some interest
however that it was only
listed as the 5th most important
commandment. I think most
people would list that as
number one.
The prohibition against killing
your fellow humans was written
law thousands of years and
in many places prior to the
10Cs. |
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| The Seventh
Commandment - Don't screw around |
| Deut.
5:18 Neither shalt thou commit adultery. |
Penalty: Death.
For both parties.
Lev.
20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even
he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and
the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
Comments: This
is the only form of sex
outlawed, or even mentioned
in the 10 Cs. This may
still be illegal in some
locales in the United
States, but it ain't in
the Constitution and it
ain't federal law. |
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| The Eighth
Commandment - Don't steal |
| Deut.
5:19 Neither shalt thou steal. |
Penalty: Death
Deut.
24:7 If a man be found stealing any of his brethren of the children of
Israel, and maketh merchandise of him, or selleth him; then that thief
shall die;
Comments: Written
laws against theft
long preceded the ten
commandments. |
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| The Ninth
Commandment - Don't lie |
| Deut.
5:20 Neither shalt thou bear false witness against thy neighbour. |
Penalty: Payback
Deut.
19:19 Then shall ye do unto him, as he had thought to have done unto his
brother:
Comments: Actually,
this is the first one
without a death sentence.
It calls for fair retribution.
I kinda like this solution.
Written laws against lying
long preceded the 10Cs.
Generally, lying is not
illegal except under oath
or when reckless disregard
for the truth causes injury.
Bear in mind that everyone
who testifies in court
swears, usually on a bible,
to be truthful. Half of
these people will then
lie their asses off. |
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| The Tenth
Commandment - Don't covet |
| Deut.
5:21 Neither shalt thou desire thy neighbour's wife, neither shalt
thou covet thy neighbour's house, his field, or his manservant,
or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or any thing that is thy
neighbour's. |
Penalty: None
Comments: They
seem to have run out of steam
here. I couldn't find any
direct penalty for covetousness,
but only a general disfavor
and a vague threat of being "smitten".
I don't know why they even
mentioned it if they weren't
gonna go big over it. It
is worth noting that our
entire economy - the biggest
and best in the world - is
built on coveting what everyone
else has. |
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Curiously,
what you did NOT get in the ten commandments was the Golden Rule.
Go figure. |
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| Some other
things which did not make it into the 10 Cs |
Prohibition
against violence of any sort
including assault, child abuse, or spousal rape
Alcohol
or drug abuse
Gambling
Consensual
sex
Porn
Aggressive
driving
Spam
Anything
to excess
Bad
manners
War
A couple of these
might be construed by some to have had tangential references in the
xian holy book. The point of this list is to show that as a comprehensive
guide, the 10 Cs fall miserably short of addressing many of the issues
encountered on modern Earth. |
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