You were probably expecting to find a guest book here, but I had to remove it. Every time I put it up, some scumbag spamming motherfucker puts up about a thousand ads for viagra and fake Rolexes. Some shit-for-brains, basement-dwelling, jerk-off-six-times-a-day social misfits who can’t get laid and can’t figure out why, consider themselves to be some sort of techno-genius freedom fighters for their ability to send email. They buy spamming software from alt.dipshit.gonnagotojail and have their computer send out millions of emails to an increasingly irate population who are someday gonna find these whining little pussies and drag them, by their hair, kicking and screaming like little girls, out of their dingy, smelly little holes, over the pizza boxes and piles of Mountain Dew cans, and beat them to death with tire irons and two-by-fours in the street, in front of cheering neighbors and news cameras. The valiant citizens who perpetrate the brutal murders of these degenerate cocksucking spammers will them be given medals, full pardons, and Nobel Prizes for Humanity by a grateful planet and will never see the inside of a courtroom.