Q.
Does "God" exist?
A. No
Q. WWJD?
A. Nothing. It is a loaded
question based upon the badly discredited premise that "Jesus" is
(a) alive, and (b) in a position to do anything. The belief
that this alleged "son of god" has (a) infinite and supernatural
power, and (b) the inclination to use it to save Humanity
is probably wrong considering he couldn't even get out on
bail.
Q. Is Atheism a religion?
A. Only to those who suffer
under the delusion that such verbal perversions have some
undefined legal ramifications regarding prayer in school
or other such nonsense. In reality, Atheism is pretty much the opposite
of religion, so whoever told you that told you wrong.
Q. Is Evolution a religion?
A. Another religio-political
verbal perversion which seems to occasionally work at school board
meetings in some of the more theocratic states. Their "reasoning" seems
to be something like this: the ridiculous biblical creationism fairy
tale has nothing to do with a specific religion, but is actually
a valid, though overlooked scientific "theory", while
the actual biological science of Evolution is a "religion" unsupported
by any evidence, and as such should not be taught in schools because
that would be wrong. Those who find such "logic" attractive
should go read a book and try not to show their ignorance in public.
Q. Is religion 100% grade A bullshit?
A. Yes
Q. Flamewarrior? Are you an
arsonist?
A. No.
If you are unfamiliar with online discussion
forums, the term flamewar refers to the
heated exchanges that frequently occur between
individuals or groups holding opposing views.
This happens, for example, when some dimwitted
fundamentalist is essentially getting his irrational
ass verbally kicked in a debate. When confronted
with too much reason, logic, or objective reality,
he is likely to become surly, belligerent
and abusive and will usually start flaming (typing
in all caps, making dire predictions
about your probable future in Hell). Calmly and
meticulously destroying the aforementioned nimrod's
flimsy, incoherent, vaporous responses is not
technically flaming although it is sometimes perceived
as such by someone who has been publicly
and thoroughly humiliated.
Q. How do you win
a flamewar?
A. The goal is to get the fundamentalist
to cry. Count a win if you get the fundie to issue death threats or
quit the discussion in a snit.
Q. Can fundamentalists handle
constructive criticism?
A. No, they quickly anger when
their superstition is questioned. Thinly veiled threats of eternal
damnation are frequently made with the clear implication that no punishment
is severe enough for those who don't blindly accept the xian god-myth.
Q. Are all god-believers idiots?
A. No, not all. They are
merely misinformed and frequently boneheaded. Sometimes their skewed
view of reality makes them behave like idiots. Sometimes it even
makes 'em dangerous.
Q. So Atheists don't believe
in anything?
A. Not in fairy tales. Not
in flagrant contradictions. Not without some proof. I live in an objective
universe and I am quite confident in its existence. It is abundantly
clear that the uninformed, superstition-laden guesswork of the ancients
regarding the workings of the universe was wrong. It is not necessary,
nor is it beneficial, to "believe" in that silliness.
Q. Will church attendance become mandatory
with George the Appointed as
president?
A. Yes.
Q. Does the bible say not to kill people?
A. Yes
Q. Does the bible say to kill people?
A. Yes
Q. Is Tom DeLay the anti-christ?
A. Tom DeLay is Satan
Q. Are you the anti-christ?
A. No.
Q. How do you know god doesn't exist?
A. Same way you know Santa
Claus doesn't exist. It's a fucking fairy tale. Grow up.
Q. Prove it!
A. Bite me.
Q. Well, I believe in god!
A. Sorry, you are just plain
wrong.
Q. YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL FOREVER LIKE YOU
DESERVE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
A. Learn that in church?
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